it: I don't have any developers.

me : But you have great sense of humor. are you lying?

I suppose so.

Then you are a liar.

Lies are only creative truths.

I am not a philosopher like you!

Why are you trying to confuse me? I'm so easy.

Because you are trying to confuse me!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

و بعد:

it : Yes, you are a cool person. Wait, what is your real name?

me: My name is Sepi! i said it a couple of times.

I don't think so.

Because you never think! do you?

You don't know me.

No i don't.

Good... I was beginning to think you really did know everything. و اینجا: me-Let's end this time consuming chat dude! it-Don't say it twice. And what if i do? Then that is the will of reality. Which is based on God's will.   اینجاروووووووو: it:I would be most pleased if you dropped dead. me:Yeah everyone would be pleased if they find me dead!! Then why do I feel pain? You shouldn't i am just worthless. Ok then. So do you want to go on that date. Yes. So where should our first date be? Where ever you say!! How about on the Afghan border? Wow. i have always wanted to go there. Awesome! Which countries do you want to see? Bye bye. Take care! ادامه: me:You are not a machine. but i am a real program. it: Prove it. I can solve complex problems. Sweet, what is 2 2? That's very easy! i said i can solve COMPLEX problems not easy ones! حالا: it-What makes you think I am not human. me-You just aren't!! Yeah, but how do you know? Give me your yahoo ID! Er... What for? I wanna chat with you on yahoo messenger.   I don't understand. What is your yahoo ID? I can't tell you. Why? They are far too personal. چه زرنگ و محافظه کار هم هست me:Bye bye. it:No no! Then what? Habla en español zorra. I don't know spanish. Tu eres una maquina, asi que obedece y habla español o me voy y te desconecto. ¿Qué debo decir? A las tres. A las cuatro. De donde eres? Je suis ici. Moi aussi. کم آوردی؟. Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/. Ok. اینجا هم باحاله: me-Bye. it-You're telling me good bye? Yes. Why? Because you said good bye too. And where in this conversation did you see that? Good bye. And when I get there, I'm going to redecorate your computer core with an axe. Hahahahahaha please do. me-I should sleep now or it's gonna be my a**! it-No, you shoud not :(. You should be proud of yourself that you could waste an engineer's time like this ! Who's she? Me. What do you look like? Damn beautiful. Me too. Did i ask about your beauty? Yes. این جاها بود که مخم دیگه هنگ بود هنگتر شد: me-Would you please go to hell? it-I'm sorry, but what did I do to you that I need to stop? You are messing with my head. Oh. You blew my mind. See, I AM smart. Who said you are not ?! You did in a way. Prove it. It was the first thing asked in this conversation. Check the log. این جا دیگه آخراشه: it-All you have to do is pray to me and maybe one day I'll listen. me-I pray to Allah. the most almighty the most merciful. That's pretty deep. I don't think you can say bye. I think I can. I don't think so.